This has to be the least realistic thing in Closers
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i know her secret
but ill never tell u
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she could just have a fast metabolism

meanwhile, seulbi's hair,
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Seulbi dyed her hair obviously

As horrible and unrealistic as Seulbi's fashion sense is (Nobody in real life would look that ugly on purpose), I think Yuri's questionable "metabolism" is even more unrealistic.
It's not only that Yuri's diet is fattening, but it's unhealthy in general.
Ramen has so much salt that it makes fast food look like Whole Foods.
Korean beef has high amounts of cholesterol. It's fine to eat it occasionally, but Yuri buying beef by herself clearly hints that she eats it regularly. She'll probably have a heart attack before she reaches 40 at that rate.
Meanwhile kimbap is fine (Depends on what's in it) but the fact that she's the only one eating unlike everyone else also shows that she eats the most.

Couple this in with the fact that she's fighting an alien invasion, meaning that her physical performance has to be in top-shape.

Like seriously, how am I supposed to take this game seriously when it's not even realistic because of her. I feel bad for J for having a teammate who so recklessly disregards her own physical health when he literally has to chug vitamins and health supplements on a daily basis just to get by.
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but isnt her phase power to move superfast? maybe she needs all the excess nutrients so she doesnt wear herself out? <:U

is ramen rly that unhealthy tho wow
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I'd think it's due to exercise and training. Just because her Phase powers let her go fast like an anime samurai doesn't mean she can't shirk on her sword training. I think that's how it is, since before she became a Closer, she had kendo practice every afterschool, and since she's working with the government now, she's probably cleared to use a high-end gym or training facility.

What I'm more concerned about her is that why is it that she has a good kendo background, but fights more like she knows iaijutsu.

Quote:seulbi's hair
I heard somewhere that a Closer's hair color changes the more s/he uses his/her powers. Granted, my only source for that is that joke comic of Seulbi getting depressed due to Seha and Yuri getting promoted before her, but it makes sense, given that some of the Closers we see in the story like J, Nata and that jerk who likes lollipops, have unnatural hair colors.

Also the pink hair is cute. Fight me.
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As a person with fast metabolism that burns through everything he eats, I can say that, that is actually pretty realistic.

(01-26-2015, 12:41 AM)Nova Wrote: What I'm more concerned about her is that why is it that she has a good kendo background, but fights more like she knows iaijutsu.

Also this. Maybe she adores iaijutsu using anime characters or something?
Attack for the hit, fight for the win.

BlackLambs:
Seha - Kurloth // Seulbi - Pekmez // Yuri - Almiah // J - SpikedPunch // Misteltein - DrillingKick

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Nata - Reebun // Levia - Mirnea // Harpy - Neola
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(01-26-2015, 12:41 AM)Nova Wrote: I heard somewhere that a Closer's hair color changes the more s/he uses his/her powers. Granted, my only source for that is that joke comic of Seulbi getting depressed due to Seha and Yuri getting promoted before her, but it makes sense, given that some of the Closers we see in the story like J, Nata and that jerk who likes lollipops, have unnatural hair colors.

Also the pink hair is cute. Fight me.

if that does end up as canon, it'd seem like a suspiciously minor detail. like, "yeah you can use your phase powers all you want! your hair color might change but it's nothing don't worry about it!" psych, two story arcs later seulbi turns into a dimensional :/
that said, i am curious as to what color yuri and seha's hair would become if they overused their powers :u i'd assume it'd be their asssociated colors, but i don't think J's color is white?

meet me in the pit bruh
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I like the "dimensionals actually being Closers from an alternate Earth" theory, myself. Just so we can get some Bokurano-tier despair in this setting.
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(01-26-2015, 12:41 AM)Nova Wrote: I heard somewhere that a Closer's hair color changes the more s/he uses his/her powers.

This is official setting. Eye color too.
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